Given that it's a silly quest to fight #masturbation
(all around are saying it's good for you), I wonder if there's a #research
on particular topic. (No soccer scandals motivated this pub, but it can be used to think over one.)
Did any researchers tried to oblige #children
to masturbate? With schedule, marks on it, checks and control. I really wonder what attitude will they have to it in further life. How would they cheat and avoid masturbation ("sick leave!")? And so on.